Thanks for the link, Elitist. She definitely is a looker.

All those bananas?
That's a lot of potassium.

@ Perfect Tommy: I was only 8 when Reality Bites came out, and I have an affinity for it because it seems to embody the post-collegiate paranoia that I feel I'm about to be experiencing. And I have a secret crush on Winona Ryder. Well, not so secret anymore.

Yes! Let us commence with the Sandler hating. I'd like to begin by decrying Sandler's inability to speak in a normal voice.

Sybil, you need to recreate Rainman. In real life.

Agreed, Elitist. Waaay too much kitschy-ness to be taken entirely seriously; almost like in Reality Bites where everyone's quirkily idealistic. Not to the degree of Juno, of course - plus I really liked Reality Bites.

Stephan! Stephan!

Now that we've established ourselves as even-toed ungulates, we've got to watch out for huffing, puffing, and random houses being blown down around us.

Them demons are in for a heap 'a trouble when Jesus comes back for killin' his sheep.

Clearly this is a conspiracy by the Jews to rid the earth of all non-kosher consuming peoples.

Sonofabitch, mark84. She took the bait.

Ouch. I'm sure someday he'll find a nice partner that's really into ring-tails. I'd suggest Madagascar, Lemur.

@ TomWaits: Wouldn't having a job in a coffee shop be more appropriate? It's cool and subversive, while JC Penney epitomizes the whole multinational corporate image that artsy-fartsy venue patrons detest.

She's an ugly, ugly peasant girl. No glass slipper for her.

It seems as if Miracle Whip would be more help in a pinch. After all, it had miraculous condiment capabilities.

Philadelphia, Big, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Road to Perdition, Polar Express, Cast Away. Not counting, of course, Joe vs. the Volcano or The Ladykillers. *winces*

The sheer self-control exhibited in re-posting the former post given a potential firstie would indeed be impressive. But it would probably include a reference to the "humorous" anecdotes uncluded in the first.

@ Imminent: I'd disagree that some of the best actors are enormous assholes. Tom Hanks is the greatest actor of the last twenty years, and he hasn't exhibited any assholishness that I'm aware of. That is to say I haven't been on the receiving end of any terrible tips in the greater Los Angeles restaurant area.

I hate to admit it, SP, but you're right, Lowell's rebounding from surgery immensely well. Varitek's a bit of an anomaly; from what I understand, he's been looking to sign a career contract with Boston but doesn't have the numbers. So we shall see how well they do, especially with such a deep pitching staff. Just…

What I'm saying is that it's shocking in that they stoop to such levels; later in the episode, Peter pokes fun at an amputee. Lots of cheap shots, etc. However, that's what is supposed to be funny - the sheer fact that it revolves around the punch line centered around the blind girl's inability to know / see what…