My sister read The Godfather and informed me that Sonny's penis is referenced quite often.

Because Martin stopped reading his emails.

I've never seen a chimpanzee play with fireworks.

Right on.

He might have been into it "before it was cool," but I was into being into things before they were cool before it was cool.

I don't think we're in complete disagreement here. 300 is a visual marvel and Snyder clearly has talent.

Crumb-bum-cum-dum?

Schwartzman was definitely distracting. I kind of like Dunst in it, though.

Right. I don't think that the problem is that these things were depicted; it's that they were glamorized.

Shut the fuck up, Billy.

I can't say that I'm bitter about choosing ugly.

It's pretty tough to be ugly and bitter, so I suggest you just pick one.

Yeah Dude, but he's a pervert. When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

George Liquor, I sentence you to death…by snu snu!

To be fair, it is a garbage film with racist/sexist/ableist overtones.

Speak for yourself!

Ok, you've got my attention…

I like Ian MacKaye's take on it: the album is the menu, but the live show is the actual meal.

He seems like a nice, thoughtful man.

Or we'll call the police truck?