Horace is a personal favorite.

They have free speech, but, FYI, using your free speech to oppose them is unconstitutional and oppressive.

Drugs are bad. Mmmmkay?

Oh geez. Sucks for him.

Doesn't Mustaine love Jesus now? Is he a convert to Christianity from Judaism?

All the metal guys I know are generally decent and, at least outwardly, not racist at all.

Most of them weren't fooled. They just don't like black or Jewish or Chinese or Muslim or Mexican people.

Clay bet on Rocky III, and he bet against Rocky.

And he was in an episode of Scrubs!

Is she easy or something?

Adam Carolla is a douche. I realized that one of my friends and I had grown apart when she recommended his podcast to me.

Why is everyone trying to give her an excuse?

Sounds about right. The PF Chang's located near me is a stone's throw from at least four quality Asian restaurants, so I don't forsee PF Chang's popping up in the rotation any time soon.

Did you listen to it on the metro?

But Land Before Time, doh.

Jesus. He toddled her too!?

For sure.

He was only able to name the three that any idiot on the street could name, too.

Is identifying someone who openly marches in a public parade actually "doxxing?"

Don't forget all those juice boxes to turn us gay!