Y'all are brutalizing me!

Possibly, but when a guy lives in an absurdly expensive NYC apartment, has a refrigerated fur coat closet, abandoned his wife and child, has a history of domestic abuse, mocks disabled and gay people, and loves being a contrarian, he sounds very Trumpish.

He was a Reagan man, and I can't "Imagine" him getting more liberal as his bank account approached a billion dollars.

Let's be honest, John would probably be a Trump supporter.

So much style that it's wayyystiiiiiiid!

Some of us don't even know who he is!

Future historians have decided to call it World War T.

Hold on here. Let's see what develops.

I'd like to throw Scott Baio's hat into the ring.

Isn't the definition of a gaffe in Washington when someone accidentally tells the truth?

I don't even know this song, but thanks to your description I will now seek it out.

Well, he already pounds pussy galore…amiriteamiriteamirite?

As a teen, I literally spent hundreds—if not thousands—of hours playing Goldeneye on N64.

No dunch?

You did us proud!

That food won't all become shit. Some of it will be converted into energy, which will be expended to push out the shit.

Breakfast at Shoney's. $2.99.

South Tahoe can munch my butt.

What kind of shoe should a tourist wear?

Cups is cups.