They're all gonna laugh at you!

I recently saw some movie featuring him and Cameron Diaz—and I'm pretty sure Nicki Minaj—and I thought to myself, "He's a pretty handsome dude."

Wayne, is that true?

2/10

She did not have a cat. She had cats.

I didn't realize that Waldenbooks caught a lot of shit around these parts—although I can understand the idea that it was a lame corporate dinosaur. Like you, I didn't have a ton of book-buying options growing up, so I loved going to Walden.

…for cock!

I like their summer citrus teas fine, but I am also an uncultured swine.

STeaP

Well? Don't leave us hanging…

Geographically. He lives in the mall.

I've never seen a freestanding Teavana. I assumed they resided exclusively in dying malls.

I like to read these comments aloud in the Adam Sandler buffoon voice.

It'd be nice to get rid of that airwave pollution, but there would still be millions of assholes out there even if Fox was wiped from existence.

I like the cut of your jib.

How'd he get out of the Meadowlands?

That was not a solidarity upvote.

I saw the Nut Job in the theater, and I barely remember anything about it.

That'll show 'em!

The level of hate he receives for what was basically a competent, middle of the road, scandal-free presidency boggles my mind. And then I remember that he's black.