Divorce is always an option.

Hell, I'm just glad it's getting some recognition.

Is that true? I'm fairly ignorant of the Kardashian/Jenner brood and their dynamics, but the mom selling Kim's sex tape seems pretty unbelievable.

And made Yoda proud.

Frozen Jap?

And rich! Which I've heard is very important.

Old.

Sad thumbs up.

This is going to be the darkest season for Heather Mills jokes! Heather Mills jokes a thousand years! I want that Milan McNugget sauce!

Maybe she meant that they doubled up, plus one, and they were also a Hardee's sandwich.

Also, when you make G3, you have proven your guitar wankery skills beyond a doubt, and you have nothing left to prove.

I feel like he would actually like being called a "predator."

If you could cure Medicaid, but you had to let one senator die of cancer, would you do it?

Dante? Good luck—he's not even supposed to be here today.

In that article she sounds more like an annoyingly stone hippie than any else.

Would the tens of people who watched Chocolat have been successfully lured into theaters had producers translated the title?

The wait between seasons was too long, and the interview was too short.

Why store bought salsa is always so gross continues to perplex me.

Yeah. Velveeta and Rotel has been a midwest thing for decades, for sure. I can't speak for other areas, but I'd be very surprised if we mid-staters were queso pioneers.

Sure. I don't think SP turns them into jerks, but I do think it makes them think it's okay/funny to act like one.