Sooo, she's 50?

I'd settle for William Henry Harrison bad.

Lincoln was a republican, so it's all cool.

You forgot rapist.

All work and no twitter makes Trump a dull boy. All work and no twitter makes Trump a dull boy. All work and no twitter makes Trump a dull boy. All work and no twitter makes Trump a dull boy. All work and no twitter makes Trump a dull boy. All work and no twitter makes Trump a dull boy. All work and no twitter makes…

Can you imagine the frenzied reaction from the right if such a transparently petty and unhinged democrat were in office?

I have a friend whose shoe size is 16 EEE.

I'd like to meet your tailor.

Chop low!

Bang! Bang! Went the trolley.

Is this about me?

PWR BTTM

Hop.

You're half right. You would look fantastic in those shoes.

Does she even know him?

I actually don't remember it. As Bender, or as another character?

"Titties is titties."

The Simpsons? I remember seeing an interview with one of the voice actors (Shearer?) who, and I'm paraphrasing, said that on a long enough timeline all the characters skew gay. You know, for laughs.

Human beings are baffling creatures.

I won't check to see if this is true because I don't think I could bear to find out that it's not.