So, you don't just share this information with complete strangers, huh?

It would seem that performing for a crowd requires Mr. Savage to sacrifice nuance and wisdom for wit.

No, no, no. That's obviously John Lydon.

Classy move. Especially since the child in question was McCain's daughter he had adopted from Bangladesh.

I prefer "The prequels are like a savage throat ripping at the edge of a lake," but I'm also watching Roadhouse right now.

So you guys are basically just reading and summarizing Wikipedia articles?

Either you're a top-notch bullshitter, or you guys know an amazing amount about the Titanic.

God, I hope not.

Loan gruff old?

Huh. Didn't even occur to me. Do people still use "yellow" as a derogatory phrase? Was that actually why this band chose their name? Is anyone listening to me?

Did you even see that mountain of skulls?

Deaner don't give a fuck about shit. Except fishing.

I've always been a bit mystified by the obsession with Ms. Brie around these parts.

"Affirmation of their humanity"

I got a First Community notification for this?

How much you bench, bro?

Jerry Reed was the absolute master of the old-time-storytelling country song.

Except Gloria Jones' version is nails, as well.

That makes two of us.

Fuuuuuuck. Now that you say that, it definitely seemed like the new millennium was going to be amazing.