I think they meant in real life.

Please. Dinosaur sex worker.

Hey. My grandparents were starving in the 30s.

Sexlexia?

His uncle went to MIT. Good genetics.

I haven't seen your comment yet, but I'm hoping it was a "Diddler on the Roof" joke.

Just smile and nod. Everyone will assume you're cool.

I need to be constantly held—but, then again, I am a chihuahua with severe separation anxiety.

That's the beauty of looking old when you're young. Scotty Bowman looked 55 for 50 years.

Dude in deeznuts?

Also, it can be two things.

Oh good. So, then you don't need those guns?

I assumed "fiddled" was a euphemism for diddled.

Yes we can!

I was hoping that the pay part was not true and that this guy didn't get paid for behaving like a complete piece of shit.

And, of course, my friend Baxter here.

Seriously? Do you know if it was a community service thing?

—Dave Chappelle

Apparently, people of color are the only ones smart enough to resist this pitch.

The Bonnie situation is taken care of.