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Scruffy. The Janitor.
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Kinjacome, Ninjago.

Looks like we've got an Uber CEO candidate on our hands!

Haha.

Kinjacking sounds like a hillbilly handjob.

I wouldn't be surprised to see it all go down the toilet.

I'm guessing the price is"any more than I absolutely have to spend."

An argument that I used to hear from more conservative peers was that workplace mandates like safety regulations and minimum wage were just relics of a bygone era. Nobody would exploit workers nowadays.

That's just what you big government liberals want. To track my every movement while I'm down here, pleasuring myself in this mine.

Step 1: Buy Star Wars
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit!

Social Security checks?

"Not quite hell…" -John Denver, probably.

That's weird. Because I saw him the other day and he had nothing but nice things to say about you.

Another?

I'm gonna miss this place after Kinja performs a Mortal Kombat finishing move on it.

We're gonna need more upvotes people!

Liam Nelson and Darth Maul were top notch. I'd watch an entire movie of one of those two those hunting the other, like a Blade Runner/Taken hybrid.

Definitely not going to argue that EP2 is a great film, but I liked General Grevious (sp?), and, although it hasn't aged particularly well, I was also a sucker for the Yoda lightsaber showdown.

Aaaand now I have "Natalie Portman belly button" in my search history.

I mean, they're super effective in a limited number of scenarios, but for maximum carnage I've got to go with the machine gun jubblies.

We've got fifty kukuboos on the slight man in white. Can I get a fifty five? Fiftyfivefiftyfivefiftyfivefive…