This sounds awful.

Back when America was still a SPR PWR BTTM.

Tickets! Get your tickets!

You misunderstood. She's a big fan of Jeremy Roenick from NHL '94. The greatest video game Black Hawk of all time.

No, but you're doing it bigly, which is the best kind of wrong.

Counterpoint: Hugh Laurie in House.

I just hope that Zack Snyder stays away from the production of Aquaman. Because I can't take no mo' slo-mo Momoa.

Those vaginas with teeth always struck me as impractical.

(George Lucas wonders why he didn't think of that.)

Not with that attitude, mister.

Also, Dude, I believe sperm whale is the preferred nomenclature.

But, Fun. is not particularly fun.

I actually preferred Episode 2 to Episode 1.

Somebody get me Tom Hank's wig guy—better yet, John Travolta's wig guy!

You can still get hot, fresh Franklin and Bash.

As far as I can tell, the biggest takeaway from this article is that the guy who played Willow is now in Star Wars.

We'll go with obstinate.

Thank you, as this was my first thought upon reading this quote.

I will give them a shot.

Are you not in the right age range, or just really hard to convince?