A few summers ago I was driving through Indiana and saw a bunch of billboards for Tom Raper RV.

A while back, I saw that Guerilla Toss was coming to my town and I got really excited. Then I saw that the ad was three months old and that I had already missed the show.

It's a shame because he's both a good dramatic and comedic actor, and we as a society have decided that actors can pretty much be one or the other.

He's more Italian beef than man now; his mind twisted and soaked in au jus.

Is this policy an anti-shoplifting thing?

Ooh! The monitors—Don't forget the monitors!

Go on…

Is it just my imagination, or is the "I became middle aged and found Jesus" thing more common in metal than other musical styles?

As I get older, I find Jones' guitar work to be the aspect of that album that best holds up.

That's odd. Because I also remember him more or less stating that Obama was dumb a while back. Not that he had bad ideas or supported bad policies, but that he was not particularly bright.

I bought all five variant covers for only $75.

Can we all agree with the benefit of hindsight that Joe Strummer was the good UK punk frontman, while Johnny Rotten was merely the attention whore?

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What if we managed to arm the populace with billions of rolled up newspapers?

I'm thinking he would've played George's girlfriend who looked like Jerry.

Fashions definitely seem to ping pong. Like how young women wore low-rise jeans 10 years ago, so now there seems to be a competition to see who can wear the highest waisted pants possible.

Yeah. I'm calling shenanigans on that one. I vaguely remember her being in some sort of scandal, which I'm too lazy to Google, but I think I'd clearly remember if she had been in three sex tapes.

Philadelphia, you've just been Dadded!

Brownies are fucking awesome. So there's that.

I have less of an issue with Kinison's content (which, admittedly, I don't find particularly funny) than with his overall style.