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I've been laughing at this comment thread for like ten minutes. What the fuck is wrong with me.

Kevan is Lancel the Sparrow-Lannister's father, yes. IMDB says it's still the same actor, Ian Gelder (he looked different to me too, hence why I had to look it up).

He's still taking that piss.

"You can spear my sun any time! …That came out wrong."

The day they televise the Fat Pink Mast is the day there is no hope left for humanity.

I tend to read it as "it would be rape in our world but Westeros' sexual politics are even more fucked-up so in-universe it isn't but it still is to me". If any of that made sense.

It'll be the size of a chihuahua's head.

As far as I'm concerned, more Jaime development is always welcome. And yes, he should definitely screw up along the way; he's not supposed to be a hero, nor is he really becoming one, but unfortunately I think the show kind of leans too hard on keeping him somewhat unpleasant? Like book!Jaime is sort of distancing…

I'm actually kind of sad they didn't do Jaime's "tidying up the Riverlands" story. While he's still serving Lannister interests, which is bad, it shows a lot of his character development (and that he had some of those traits from the beginning; we just didn't know about them because he wasn't a POV character until…

Mmm, urinal fresh.

God, can you imagine Tyrion with both that huge facial scar from the Blackwater and greyscale? Just have to give him a few minutes on the brazier Clegane-style to round it out…

More Stannis, less nudity: the space robot plan for a better Game of Thrones.

Asha and Victarion's Volcano Arm are the only parts of the Ironborn storyline I care about, so clearly we need Asha with a volcano arm.

They probably didn't think they could do it ….well.

Nah, Cersei says he died of a fever. Obviously that doesn't rule out the possibility that Jaime is a baby-murderer, but it's not explicitly or implicitly said.

Eh, I kind of feel like they could suss out Davos pretty easily? Like "oh, here's a guy with a southron accent missing the fingers on his left hand, it's probably Stannis' Onion Knight". (Plus I can easily imagine someone saying something about "Lord Stannis" and him just shouting "KING STANNIS!" as a knee-jerk…

When I first heard there was going to be a Saul Goodman-based spinoff of Breaking Bad I did not think I would spend any time crying over it, yet here we are.