you and your friends sound like a bunch of hipster douchebags, but amusing hipster douchebags. you're like 7's on the friendship scale…the kind of guys you want to have a few beers with one time and then never see again for the rest of your life.

head in a box=lesbian scene: that's gold, jerry, gold!

every time i dance, god kills a kitten

if i live a long time and never see that word again in print i will die satisfied.

rufus, i'd marry her for that….

props to DCD

how could you not like amelie? i'm still looking for my socks….

prickling genitals=fear of the kick to come
pickling genitals=texchainmasspartdeux

i was in the "fuck colin farrell" camp…i still hadn't forgiven him for alexander. give this one a chance, tho.

what is the name of the school that hands out ignorant-as-fuck diplomas for people who use "should of" for "should've"?

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ok, i'm the doofus. it was, indeed, the weakerthans, who were featured prominently in the primer and a few times throughout the posts. in my semi-dyslexic state i was reading something like "weather-kins" and telling myself that that wasn't the group. the song was "night windows" and the weakerthans are…