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I don't know if anyone talked about this anywhere else on the AVC but I thought it was pretty cool that Colbert had a Swedish heavy metal band on his show on Friday.

The Slithery Dee came out of the sea…

How do we even know Superman has an Earth-human-like penis anyway?

Are you saying that the force is too strong with Mexico right now?

Keep on fighting the good fight, HD.

I wonder how many Olitz shippers are in abusive/unhealthy relationships.

She's going to leave us anyway.

I gave up on Scandal midway through last season, so I really hope they kill Fitz. Is there anyone out there that actually wants them together?

I really hate that I have no other way of supporting this season of the show (at the moment) without having a cable subscription. Season 1 is all available on Hulu but I burned through that pretty fast, and season 2 is only available to the cord-holders. Now I've taken to getting my fix through more dubious means.

The only line I could make out was "I hate him more than white people love The Wire."

And somehow Crackle is still floating around.

Same. And I was watching in the Yahoo app on my Apple TV so it definitely wasn't ad blockers.

Ugh, I want to see this SO GODAMN BADLY, but the fight-with-real-fans-to-see-it-opening-weekend aspect of it really makes me want to go into an underground bunker to avoid spoilers and see it when the crowds settle.

I'd like to submit my own concoction, the "Steamboat Willie." It's a 40 of Mickey's Malt Liqour mixed with orange Gatorade.

Remember when all the good stuff was on Thursdays? I miss those days.

Jimmy’s fake mustache is so far my favorite running gag. Also, I couldn't quite make out the word on the special case, but I think it says DISGUISE in big letters.

This hits too close to home.

I was actually waiting to see if anyone else in the AVC had seen this. I kind of stumbled upon it when I checked my twitter feed and then I saw the post on the subreddit. I don't know why this is hitting me so hard, but it definitely made me feel really sad last night.

Especially bombers. If I'm going to drop $10+ on a bomber of beer I want something pretty to look at. This one is especially well designed (and super tasty): http://brewtallyinsane.com/…

Right? I couldn't find an image of it to share but it was pretty cool.