That shot plus two cups of coffee?  Clearly, he was hovering outside the window like a hummingbird.

And the guy who has no issues getting public blowjobs from his coworker's mother-in-law.

Anything with Stan: Whatever's above an A+

Your manager says for you to shut up!

Uh… It's like…  Did anyone see the movie "Tron"?

I didn't.  I'll have to track that down.

CONCERNED MOTHER:  "We successfully got The New Normal cancelled because America hates gay people, not because it was a crappy, terribly-written show that everyone (including gay people) roundly rejected!  Quake in the presence of our power!"

I'm amazed it hasn't come up yet, but once upon a time, there was a promising little film called Sunshine, in which a crew is sent to reignite a dying sun, and the psychological strain the mission puts on people trapped together in close quarters made for a riveting movie.

…which would be fine if the network were doing a modern-day version of Gone With The Wind called Tara High or something…

God damn, but I loved Harper's Island.  Even if all my guesses about who the murderer was were completely off base.

Goddamn fucking page breaks. Joke ruined!

I wish I could read the future excavation journals of whatever alien civilization sifts through the rubble of Earth's human era.

Did they ever confirm that?

Sorry, the assistant that lets me know when you've made a comment in the past on a topic that occurred to me two hours ago is in Maui for the week.  Lucky bastard.

I don't think it's poor writing or anything, I just find it intriguing that she seems so stalwart about certain aspects of her faith (her cross, her stance on abortion), and so lax in others (adultery, interfaith marriage).

I swear I'm not one of those tiresome "This would never have happened in the '60s!  Harrumph!" people, but have they ever alluded to why someone as devoutly Catholic as Sylvia would have married a Jew?

I know, I love how the "Next Week on Mad Men…" promos give absolutely nothing away, the better to telegraph the shit out of storylines in the "Previously on Mad Men…" segments.

We could watch a rousing round of Peggy-Bagel.

…….Rowsdower?

Oh, I haven't cooled on it at all!  I didn't mean "least amount of time" in the sense of short duration.  I meant that's the most recent film I know of that I'm pretty sure I'll love for the rest of my life.