"You know that song about piña coladas?  I hate that song.  I HATE IT!"

"You know that song about piña coladas?  I hate that song.  I HATE IT!"

Would you ask Tom Petty's grandmother that question?

Would you ask Tom Petty's grandmother that question?

THERE it is.

THERE it is.

Yeah, I adored Sharon.  I'm still eaten up about Raja beating Manila.

Yeah, I adored Sharon.  I'm still eaten up about Raja beating Manila.

Does it have to be opening credits?  Because A Series of Unfortunate Events was a so-so movie, and when it was over, I was ready to stand up and head out of the theater, but instead, I sat slack-jawed at this marvel.

Does it have to be opening credits?  Because A Series of Unfortunate Events was a so-so movie, and when it was over, I was ready to stand up and head out of the theater, but instead, I sat slack-jawed at this marvel.

"What are you looking at?"

"What are you looking at?"

Who would you have cast in her place?  I don't mean that in a contentious way, I'm just curious to picture the role with other actresses.

Who would you have cast in her place?  I don't mean that in a contentious way, I'm just curious to picture the role with other actresses.

Still working my way through Wuthering Heights, and am shocked that it's always been described to me as an Austen-style grand romance, when it's really a very dark and twisted book.  At least so far.

Still working my way through Wuthering Heights, and am shocked that it's always been described to me as an Austen-style grand romance, when it's really a very dark and twisted book.  At least so far.

You can tell libs hate America by the way they're always threatening to secede every time they lose an election.

You can tell libs hate America by the way they're always threatening to secede every time they lose an election.

There isn't a single scene of "Lisa the Vegetarian" that doesn't include a classic line.  So one of those ten has to go.

There isn't a single scene of "Lisa the Vegetarian" that doesn't include a classic line.  So one of those ten has to go.