And…now that's in my head for the rest of the day.  I'm not mad, though.  It drove the "Franz Kafka" song from Home Movies out.

The bell peppers I'm attempting to grow are puny and prone to some black spotting, and the basil is getting a bit limp.  I'm calling an exorcist tomorrow.

The bell peppers I'm attempting to grow are puny and prone to some black spotting, and the basil is getting a bit limp.  I'm calling an exorcist tomorrow.

…who’s moved into the aforementioned suburban home, purchased by her parents as an investment property.

…who’s moved into the aforementioned suburban home, purchased by her parents as an investment property.

Yes.  I also love that she takes the first pause in her killing spree to sate her pregnancy craving for bean dip.

Yes.  I also love that she takes the first pause in her killing spree to sate her pregnancy craving for bean dip.

Step #1: Misread Sexiest Movie Scenes as Sexist Movie Scenes.
Step #2: Lament that we've reached the end of any possible list of topics to do a list show about.
Step #3: Realize what the text really said.
Step #4: Lament that a Sexist Movie Scenes show would have actually been kind of interesting.
Step #5: Go to lunch.

Step #1: Misread Sexiest Movie Scenes as Sexist Movie Scenes.
Step #2: Lament that we've reached the end of any possible list of topics to do a list show about.
Step #3: Realize what the text really said.
Step #4: Lament that a Sexist Movie Scenes show would have actually been kind of interesting.
Step #5: Go to lunch.

—The collective discussion that led to Crash winning a goddamn Best Picture Oscar.

—The collective discussion that led to Crash winning a goddamn Best Picture Oscar.

I couldn't find a video, so this will have to do:

I couldn't find a video, so this will have to do:

I assume "Who Let the Dogs Out" holds firm at #1.

I assume "Who Let the Dogs Out" holds firm at #1.

I've begun to rely on Podmass more for the recommendations in the comments than the content of the article itself, so yes.  Plug, plug, plug!  The Book Was Better sounds like a great concept, and I'll definitely check it out.

I've begun to rely on Podmass more for the recommendations in the comments than the content of the article itself, so yes.  Plug, plug, plug!  The Book Was Better sounds like a great concept, and I'll definitely check it out.

They expect me to allow Ilan Hall onto my television screen again?  Hahahaha!

They expect me to allow Ilan Hall onto my television screen again?  Hahahaha!

And yet… Jonathan Franzen.