If that's true, then bring on our destruction, because those things are fucking delicious.

Ugh.  I had successfully repressed that.

@Leonard Lunatic - I know, I just thought it fit the conversation, because Elaine not only hates the movie, she doesn't understand why others like it.  I mean, I didn't like Gladiator, but I can see why it'd be popular.  But when people gush about Mars Attacks! they may as well be from Mars themselves.

I know it's not in the same league as your examples, but I hate, hate, HAAAAAAATE Mars Attacks! and simply cannot fathom why anyone in the world likes it.

VIIIIIICKIIIIIIII!

Yeah, what is up with all the time given to decor planning/set up?  Who's tuning into Top Chef thinking "Ooh, I hope we get to see someone pick out flatware!"

The man who directed Camp "delivers admirably on the song sequences, but falls down in other areas"?

I don't know.  Get fortified with a little vodka beforehand, and it might be fun.  I swear that I am not Chelsea Handler.

I enjoyed A Series of Unfortunate Events, but if you haven't read The Basic Eight, get on it.  It is one of my all-time favorites, and I catch something new in it every time I read it.

I can see where CK's coming from, but…

If he means all-new like inserting "Listen" into Dreamgirls, that's one thing.  But yeah, excising the existing songs will guarantee that this movie has no audience.

I'd just like to say that the campers you're about to see SUCK DICK.  Nevertheless, please…. Welcome them.

Work It is Shakespearean because it makes me want to stab someone through a curtain.

"As previously reported, Zabielski will be working from a script by David Diamond…"

A Ron Donald Do?

What, no love for that supremely weird television special where Archie and the other Riverdale characters had aged and come back for their high school reunion?

Apparently, I've had enough of hearing people talk, because I watched The Illusionist (the animated 2010 one), then headed to the theater to see The Artist, and there's maybe a dozen words spoken between them.  Wrapped up the weekend with the Downton Abbey premiere, which was essentially a movie as well.

Janice or GTFO.

I watched it this weekend too, and that girl was incredibly awesome.

Things really got going when I faked that seizure.