I hope someone got fired for that. Or better, choked.

This was the first episode I ever caught, holidaying in the US. I was alone, housesitting for a friend and tuned in as Don and Bobbie were driving out to the beach. I knew nothing about the show, didn't know who these characters were, but I was hooked, drawn in. I saw straightaway it was period. I knew that period in…

I stuck it up my ass, Gandalf. Do you think Sauron will look there?

Why stop there? Get Steve Vai in on guitar, and Axl Rose on vocals-that's the Smiths line-up people want.

PETER O'TOOLE'S BLADDER

0h! I resisted clicking on this link, wanting to go in to the movie as uninformed as possible. Finally, in a moment of weakness, clicked on this, feeling like the dirtiest consumer of pornografia possible and there's nothing here!

Torrent = LSD

I found myself asking if we were back on Roger's trip.

Freddie and the Dreatles?

Bond movies are like my paycheck-awesome in their day, but they haven't kept up with the times.

Quick question; which are the unofficial ones? The one with David Niven and 'Never Say Never Again'? Are there others?

Didn't the Omnicorp 'O' flatten him at the end? It's fair,and sad, to say he's not coming back (or did he slip through the hole in the 'O'?).

LOL

That recording was totally my gateway into the Velvets-it totally chimed with my tastes at that time. I'd heard them before and was intrigued but that version made me a believer. The organ playing takes that song to another level and I found out later that it's *possibly* Cale who's playing there. Thing is, he was out…

No apology needed.

I thought it was 'great way to bakery' and now I'm hungry and lost.

Congrats. Professor Ewok bursting into tears remembering the perfume they dredged up was my laugh-out-loud of the week so far.

YOUR HAIRCUT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

My high score story was playing 'Fortress of Narzod' on the old MB Games Vectrex video game system (with B&W monitor incorporated). For some reason I got the sideways 8 infinity symbol in my life bar-I could not be killed! I played for ages until…a power cut! Everything lost!

Haven't you read Lolita? Gentle reader, she seduced him.