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When you look at the terrible way the Jewish people have been treated throughout history, particularly in Europe, it makes you think. I mean, they must've done something, right?

"Hebrew-jeebies"

The section really bounced back from Piercegate!

Style to spare, too. Straw hat with a band, braces and a cane! Who wouldn't buy a French postcard from such a connoisseur of cooch?

I'd never heard of this until these write-ups started, and have since gone through the 2 seasons. I loved it right up until the last 2 episodes when, all of a sudden, people started acting out of character, as the writers rushed to wrap everything up as best they could. Sophie was especially jarring-refusing to…

This trick only works if your dad was a cruel dictator.

Is MAD MEN on tonight?

The first episode set up SO MANY potential plotlines. I'm particularly intrigued by Lane's encounter with a possible mobster, and what the outcome of the photo in his wallet might be.

"SUPRESSING FIRE!"

Fleshed-out doesn't mean good, necessarily. ALIEN's dialog was semi-improvised, IIRR

Who's this John Harrington impostor? Every schoolboy kno that nominative determinism fan Thomas Crapper invented the toilet.

@Dr. J. Spectacularly bad, in fact. The last time I flew out of JFK (the only time, actually), the guy on security checking our hand luggage was more interested in getting the passengers to pile up the plastic trays our things were going through the machine on, than in actually checking the contents of those trays. I…

Thing is, the body/head doesn't really look like a bird, more like Depp stuck some wings on a groundhog. 

These are still the same podcasts as every week. Can't you get different people to contribute each week to shake things up a bit? There is other stuff out there.

They're probably mediocre, but I can't get the way that one of the cast said "Goodbye", in a sketch when Harry Potter was on, out of my mind. It was like the most genius thing ever and makes me feel like maybe I have to buy a gun and shoot somebody. Preferably someone famous.

Since you're the only person who's mentioned her, I'd like to take this opportunity to show my appreciation for 'ugly' Gwen. Maybe it's just me, but I always thought she was hotter when she was 'ugly'. She was pretty bland-looking when she was normal (certainly not 'beautiful', as Sims describes her). If I'd been…

Hey, a schwa!

Why oval? TVs aren't oval, they're rectangular-they should call it Rectangletine channel.

You don't like WTF?