Caught my first tube this morning.

That film wusses out badly. The girl's death was the justification for the subsequent rampage but at the end, aww cute, she wasn't really dead (but various people got brutally murdered in false retribution. Pants).

The Mayor's up for re-election, my wife wants all the alimony in the world, I got two kids at home, maybe three-and you bring this firsty in here-I want your gun and badge on my desk by midday tomorrow. You got 24 hours McClicheski!

Where's Archer gone this week?
I need my government-sanctioned dead-hooker-disposal-training-program STAT

What the fuck is a "dictionaries"?

The real monster is…Man!

"You're not my real Dad!"

Don't call me Fox, Force Five!

Don't worry, he gets better.

Is she really inviting me to ejaculate over her body?
And if she is, do I have to stop at one?

Don't call me Caesar, Salad

Answer the question, Mr. Rabin.

Shutter Island…
…seemed like a lost episode of Scooby Doo****SPOILERS+++When DiCaprio took offDr. Cawley's mask and it was Old Man Miller underneath who was trying to scare people away from the old gold mine by turning it into an asylum for the criminally insane, I was expecting Fred or Thelma to explain all the…

Begbie
Just reading about Joe Pesci shits me up, but you're much less likely to bump into those characters. Franco could be waiting just around the corner (if you live in the UK-which, incidentally, is why Brits have a rep for being effeminate. Adopting a discreet pseudo-fem manner is the best way to avoid a…

wot..
..no "Peaches"?

Someone should grab 'Hans Solo' now for their avatar name.

Fogeydom
I'm with you Mr Murray, get those directors off my lawn, and making the films I remember from my matinee days. Why, I remember that for tuppence ha'penny you'd get a double bill, featuring the youngsters of the day (Rudolf Valentino was a quite a hit with the ladies), a propaganda newsreel about aristocrats…

These sound like potential plotlines for C.O.O.P.E.R.

I thought the same-I'd love to see Warhol as a peripheral character-Cooper would love him, and Jared Harris could moonlight in the role (Warhol and Pryce would have no reason to interact).

They'll get Andy Warhol to run the art dept.. Then Jared Harris can play two parts.