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Yeah, they look much more like a Bed, Bath & Beyond.

At my son's recent football game, I sat in front on a group of chattering middle school girls who asked, "Is there any other way to get pregnant besides sex or doctors?"

JIMMINY JILLICKERS JIMMNY JILLICKERS!

Hey, maybe he wants a half ass massage to go with his having his dong muscle stretched.

*Wipes a substance off the keyboardjpj fejvpoojefvpje ipovjfpekvm

Hiding those cut offs under the show's lingerie was difficult at best.

I thought it was odd that Hewitt's character could only find a tug job…job when she clearly had the power to teleport seeing as her character had a regular commute from Sugar Land, TX to Beaumont, TX. That's a 104 mile drive across Houston traffic where 20 miles can take 1.5 to 2 hours.

You know who also has hands? The Devil! And he uses them for holding'!

One day the Big Winds will come and when the fields are choked with friends flying kites, I'll whisper, "No."

Pretty lame, Milhouse.

I say, Doctor. Mr. MD Can you tell me what's ailing me?

AMA: Always Mention Avengers

I liked how a couple of episodes back they mention comsic cube tech where they mention Hydra and then say, "You know, , Captain America?" For SHIELD wouldn't that be like saying "Nazis. You know like Captain America?"

She would have cut through his neck but that beard was in the way.

Then hammock time

If you call that living.

Me too. How many blondes made it to the end of the world?

THE EVES ARE WEAK?! FUCK YOU. YOU'RE WEAK!

ESCAPE PLAN

His dad changed their name from Shithouse