He just wants his donuts back.

What of 9:30/8:30 Central? A show I totally did not make up but good god it sounds like a fever dream.

Ever since Lord Gaga lost his inheritance to that Ponzi lad, the good Lady has had to make money the old fashioned way: musiced videographs.

Because you're saving yourself for Bella Thorne?

Apparently, there are pills that take care of that. I forget the name but I'm sure they are all over the nightly news commercial breaks.

You have no idea do you?

The cheap bastards just looped him.

What kind of swing are we taking about here? From what I understand there is a swing made exclusively for gettin' down.

33 as well. Takes me a minute. I'm a little quicker remebering my kids' ages even though it always surprises me. My oldest is starting high school?!! Holy fuck!

Looks like we'll get back Beach Dicks!

Jeannie seems like she is flat out more powerful but Samantha does travel back in time a few times. Sam never seemed like she couldn't do something but instead like she was just hamstrung by trying to be a normal human for Darwin. I mean, Derwood. It wouldn't't just be a power vs savvy battle.

InAction Man, you ignant Yankee, it's wrasslin'!

Why not a goose?!

He was too crazy for Butler Town and too much of a butler for Crazy Town.

If by take, you mean all the alternate motives and plots she describes, then I totally agree. She always seems to be watching a more interesting movie.

You guys, that is literally what I was thinking. This. Is. Bananas.

My teenager has been singing this since last year and keeps pointing it on the radio and I still could tell you the tune or any lyrics.

and here comes the jerking.

It'd take Joe, Owen, Tabitha, and that fictional version of Stephen King to come close to his output.

The only things I recall about that book is the toilet paper door jam and that gangster telling the female narrator that he liked his eggs wet. Also, it was the first Bond book I read.