I'd love to see Superman, Jimmy Olsen and Steve Lombard try to rip off a coked up Darksied while a young Asian kid sets off firecrackers

Back then he was merely the Pensecola Strangler.

BONE!

I live in Texas and find this outdoor comedy in August to be nonsense. And no relief at night since the Houston date is in an area of town with a very strict 9 PM noise curfew.

An old lady called me A Latin once.

I thought his last name might be Telmossi.

Not to my knowledge. My son likes it and tries to catch me up. It hits all the usual sci-fi TV beats. That in and of itself isn't too bad. However, I've seen tons of that sort of sci-fi and there isn't a compelling character to be found in the bunch. Even their Wolverine style character is only so-so.

I get dibs on Lickable Assholes!

Yeah but those assholes were all likeable. Kayne is the Frank Grimes of rap. Or Jerry on Parks and Rec.

Happy birthday. People may say it's all downhill from here but as long as you manage expectations, you can have a hell of a good time.

That guy that was bitten by a radioactive cake bug?

Max Irons = Minor Sax

For night is dark and full of silly accents.

COME WIF ME OR THERE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE, INNIT!

This is written on a napkin.

His name is Shades!

Yeah Superman didn't kill the tall Kryptonian who turned that Warthog co-pilot's head into red mist. Though he did allow for that plane to suicide bomb all the rest of his race.

If this takes place after Dark Knight Rises, it WAS Bruce's. It just has the Wayne logo because it's hard to repo shit in space.

This is how Lex gets more leverage in the city and gives him another fucking real estate scheme in a movie.

Since they barely used the names, people still can't name an Iron Man villian.