My daughter is around the same age. I can see myself in her and sometimes I see her mother. At times I notice aspects of her mother but I tend to get upset at her when I see my shortcomings coming out of her (of course, I don't notice the shortcoming comes from me until later). That said, I think Betty and Sally are…

I thought it was a stack of sandwiches.

At a nearby pond, I saw a group of five geese and one duck in a circle. I got a wierd feeling I couldn' t place for a few minutes.

GETTING BIT BY MOSQUITOS, BAM -A-LAM!
CAN'T IGNORE HER IN THOSE MOM SHORTS, BAM-A-LAM!

She calls it her stabby stick.

Hot! oranges

He had it when he was jerking off im a MRI machine.

Man vs. Malaise!

My son pointed that out to me today. "Why does the metal bend like he's wearing a tight shirt?"

I'm a sucker for network promos that make it look like they are one big family but damn did that one linked above sting considering all the cancellations and people parting from shows.

We all concur but after this and her shaky appereance on Community, how can we get her on TV and enjoy her? At best, she can be a presenter on some singing competition show. Short skirt, easy script is the way to go.

Judy Greer is never pointless. Plus Kitty works as a cog in the plot that fits well with her character. And has she gotten bustier?

To my untrained ears, it sounded like Joel.

I hear he hates the Oscars because of the sloppy announcer work.

That duck is gonna run away with an Emmy nod.

My son seems to be Falling Skies one fan. Then my daughter and her friend turn out to be Bates Motel fans. What the fuck is going on with kids today?

Joan's only hope is if Big Kahuna aka Roger can put on a big concert in order to change the mind of that crusty old Mayor. But trouble may be afoot when someone puts slightly too much torpedo fuel in Roger's coconut drink.

Ocean Madness isn't real. Now let's drink this vodka we found in an abandoned Soviet sub.

Wait til you see Steve Holt.

I liked when Hawkeye was the Daffy Duck, Gonzo, Starscream of the group. He wanted the leader position but you knew he'd be a failure at it.