I can't imagine him outdoing the colossal shittyness that was Blues Brothers 2000, but he seems to want to top himself.

Agreed.

0f course board room honchos never read the source material.

The real reason it's on hold
I picture a bunch of board room honchos all sitting around their conference room table. They are midway through book 5 and positively giddy with the cinematic possibilities.

I just now fell in love with an album from 2008. I guess that doesn't qualify as new music

You look like the piss boy

Actually so many great lines that don't come in the most confrontational scenes. A personal favorite:

They say the fuckin smog is the fuckin reason you have such beautiful fuckin sunsets

Germans?
Forget it - he's on a roll

I can't be an orgy guy, I'd have to go around wearing a robe all the time, I'd have to get new friends, orgy friends. I'd have to grow a mustache

We all got it comin' kid

Go to lunch George. Go to lunch. Will you go go to LUNCH!!

"I LOST MY HAND! I LOST MY BRIDE!! JOHNNY HAS HIS HAND, JOHNNY HAS HIS BRIDE!!!

He looks like a horse in shades

It likely would have followed the director nominees. It usually does.

Agreed. those five movies are the real "best picture nominees" the other five are just window dressing for marketing purposes.

Saw him on his first date of this tour, in Phoenix. We had to buy the tickets online the second they went on sale, at like noon on a Friday or something. I was at work, my girlfriend was at home manning the computer. She called me at 12:03 and said she just got through on her ninth try and there were two tickets…

He always looks like that

I dismissed Team Zissou. A movie so forgettable that I actually forgot it. Kudos to the notice of RZA's cameo in Ghost Dog, I knew he did the music, but forgot he had acted in it.

Six degrees of separation: