Watching Rick…
lose his shit like that was disconcerting.

Sarah Palin hates America. She said she wants to blow it up with the Atomic Bomb.

I'm sorry….
what?

I had assumed….
this book was going to be about a group of inner-city kids on a basketball team led by Rhea Perlman.

Get canceraids and we'll think about it.

Canceraids and whatnot.

The cookbook…
was called "How to Cook for Forty Humans".

THIRD
So there!

This show…
is the reason why I drink on Wednesday nights. This show is the greatest show ever-when you're shitfaced.

Let me be the first to say…
that this finale was surprisingly better than True Blood's.

All I know is…
I really want some Tequila Avion.

While using Skype to avoid a high phone bill!

I did like…
how Tanya decided to all but make it rain in the restaurant they were in, just to piss off her mom.

Wow
I was disappointed that Bill and Sookie didn't stay broken up, but I was pretty happy with their make-up sex. Sookie was riding that thing like she was on a mission!

What?
No Benjamin Button reference?

After this episode…
I was really craving tequila.

I don't care if she is smart. Her sole purpose in life is to give me movies to spank the monkey to. I don't want to hear how smart she is, I just want to watch her drink cum out of Naomi Watts' ass.

Amen. Every time she tries to prove that she's not just some dumb whore, I just want to smack her and tell her to get down and give me head.

Well the show is about to get worse.
Sasha Grey makes her appearance next week. She needs to stick to banging dudes on camera and less time trying to go mainstream. Anybody see The Girlfriend Experience? It turns out when Grey has her clothes on she's about as interesting as watching floor tiles peel.

Insert comment about CancerAids here.