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    Forgot to mention:

    I stopped watching after 15 minutes.
    The execs at ABC should all be tied up, have gasoline poured on them, and set on fire for giving Alyssa Milano this show. She's a good actress, but even she can't hold together this pile of shit.

    This movie was crazy violent.
    It starts out great and then lulls in the 2nd act. Right after the scene where Nicholas Cage is shown on the teddy-bear cam feel free to go to the bathroom or get some popcorn. It gets boring for a bit.

    I loved the episode, but I'm a sucker for the "obscure reference to an earlier show" joke. Hell, it's why I like Family Guy so much. My wife watched it with me, and she only started watching South Park after she met me six years ago. I had to explain to her the jokes behind Barbara Streisand and Mr. Hat.

    True, but at least those mistakes were done with the hope of finding happiness down the road. Rachel could make it solo, Quinn was trying to do what's best for the kid-to-be, and Will was trying to help his (not) pregnant wife.

    P.S.

    This episode was awful.
    It was like watching an innocent man be waterboarded by the CIA.

    I loved watching Cartman
    The Scarface parody was priceless. If only Cartman could play the same role he played in the talent show.

    Fring is pissed!
    The way he said "Enjoy your meal" had all the markings of a man trying desperately not to say "I am going to fuck you up!"

    Last week….
    I mentioned that Michael's quest to get back into the spy game was hurting his relationships. I'm glad that was addressed this week. Sam, angry as hell that Michael was using him to dupe friends into giving out classified intel, and Fiona, angry about his work with Larry, all but told Michael to go fuck

    Jim's not being a dick so much as he shows some anger from time to time. His "get to work" speech had a hint of "you're my bitch now", but Michael had it coming.

    Michael and his mom.
    I think Burn Notice is going to take a turn where they show his desperation to get back into the spy game is going to destroy or nearly destroy his personal relationships. His mom is angry that he's always bailing on her unless she can guilt trip the shit out of him. Same with Fiona in some