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They probably would do voice work in the remake, either.

Me too.

Me too.

Note to filmakers out there:

Note to filmakers out there:

Ricky Gervais as Churchill, and Steve Buscemi as Truman.

Ricky Gervais as Churchill, and Steve Buscemi as Truman.

I hear you. I'd like to see them do some actual goddamned exploring. My main problem with the movies—all of them, basically—is that space keeps getting smaller and smaller. In the series, the Enterprise was way out there, and Kirk often had to make decisions on his own without recourse to Starfleet. The Federation was…

I hear you. I'd like to see them do some actual goddamned exploring. My main problem with the movies—all of them, basically—is that space keeps getting smaller and smaller. In the series, the Enterprise was way out there, and Kirk often had to make decisions on his own without recourse to Starfleet. The Federation was…

Hell, the Shatner episodes were a reboot. Then they cleverly retconned the Shatner reboot into the original Jeffrey Hunter continuity.

Hell, the Shatner episodes were a reboot. Then they cleverly retconned the Shatner reboot into the original Jeffrey Hunter continuity.

Jim Bachus's atonal honking is dreadful. I think this is actually the WORST score for a musical adaptation of A Christmas Carol.

Jim Bachus's atonal honking is dreadful. I think this is actually the WORST score for a musical adaptation of A Christmas Carol.

I watched this thing yesterday, and I had forgotten how truly awful it is. The songs are dreadful, and Jim Bachus is just a terrible singer. Terrible.

I watched this thing yesterday, and I had forgotten how truly awful it is. The songs are dreadful, and Jim Bachus is just a terrible singer. Terrible.

They should do a reboot of Forrest Gump in which he's an affable supergenius who says that all the time.

They should do a reboot of Forrest Gump in which he's an affable supergenius who says that all the time.

Columbia is Tuscaloosa. The analogy is still good.

Columbia is Tuscaloosa. The analogy is still good.