How do you pee with a dick made out of a drill?

How do you pee with a dick made out of a drill?

Hey, Pearl Harbor came out in 2001, not 1992. What a crapfest. I wish I COULD forget it.

Hey, Pearl Harbor came out in 2001, not 1992. What a crapfest. I wish I COULD forget it.

So, who else thinks the whole Charleston thing is a load of crap?

So, who else thinks the whole Charleston thing is a load of crap?

I think Eugene Levy would be Robin Williams as Eisenhower. Martin Short would be Jerry Lewis as Nixon. John Candy would be Johnson. Dave Thomas would be Richard Harris as some random British prime minister. Andrea Martin would be Jackie. I guess that leaves Joe Flaherty to be JFK. Maybe Martin Short should be Jerry…

David Cross is bald. Seeing Eisenhower played by the guy who did Tobias Funke would be awesome.

Empire Strikes Back was pretty highly anticipated. So was Return of the Jedi. Empire was so well regarded that the anticipation for Jedi was HUGE. There was pretty big anticipation for the Tim Burton Batman. Batman and T2 are the two big late 80s/early 90s movies that  were super anticipated.

Empire Strikes Back was pretty highly anticipated. So was Return of the Jedi. Empire was so well regarded that the anticipation for Jedi was HUGE. There was pretty big anticipation for the Tim Burton Batman. Batman and T2 are the two big late 80s/early 90s movies that  were super anticipated.

Yeah, Vader should have said "when last we met, you fucked me up. Now I will fuck YOU up!" That's more of a circle closure.

Yeah, Vader should have said "when last we met, you fucked me up. Now I will fuck YOU up!" That's more of a circle closure.

When Scorcese dies the weepy Oscar show tribute montage is probably not going to be heavily laden with clips from Alice Doesn't Live Here Any More.

When Scorcese dies the weepy Oscar show tribute montage is probably not going to be heavily laden with clips from Alice Doesn't Live Here Any More.

Maybe HBO can do a dark and gritty Hogan's Heroes reboot. Nothing could go wrong there.

Maybe HBO can do a dark and gritty Hogan's Heroes reboot. Nothing could go wrong there.

Will Smith's lowest score is 21% for Wild Wild West. If the floor is Will Smith and not MNS, it might still get a rating in low double digits. It could be as high as 20, even.

Will Smith's lowest score is 21% for Wild Wild West. If the floor is Will Smith and not MNS, it might still get a rating in low double digits. It could be as high as 20, even.

Meanwhile, at the production meeting at TwistyCorp, Shyamalan's production company…

Meanwhile, at the production meeting at TwistyCorp, Shyamalan's production company…