I'm mildly amused that the dystopian socialist hellhole that Ayn Rand is describing is America during the damned Eisenhower administration.

I'm mildly amused that the dystopian socialist hellhole that Ayn Rand is describing is America during the damned Eisenhower administration.

Me too.

Me too.

So, I guess we shouldn't get too attached to "Awake," huh?

I wondered about the long distance phone call thing, too. The boarding school might not be long distance from wherever the creepy Francis Mansion is.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, CRACKER!"

I think that's a good sign for her marriage.

That was very insightful.

The Beach Boys suck, all right.

Sorry, but the boys in Standards and Practices said that a pie would be too suggestive. Have the dean get hit in the face with some vanilla pudding.

I was half-worried Don was going to wake up and realize he had strangled Megan.

If Dr McRapey dies in Viet Nam without them getting divorced, she would get pretty good widow's benefits. She would get his salary forever, and she would  have the Army medical care forever. Li'l Kevin would have the Army medical care until he was 22 if he went to college, and he would get the GI Bill to pay for…

I think at that time she would lose the military benefits if they divorced.

Don and Pete struggle to dispose of the lady corpses under their beds, and learn a valuable lesson about friendship and cooperation on a very special "Mad Men."

Yeah, the point of the first couple of books is that religion is a scam for keeping people in line, and if you find someone who claims to be a god or speak for a god you should KILL THEM WITH A SWORD. I kind of doubted they would keep with that.

Dear god. Well, now we know what horrible crap will be on the Banana Republic clearance rack a year hence.

I was mildly disappointed that Britta didn't do that awkward dance move and sing "Me so wedding! Me so MARRIED!" at some point.

So, it's that awful show with Vice-President Geena Davis, only this time INTENTIONALLY funny?

Dora the Explorer periodically asks a question and stops the show, staring at you and waiting for you to catch up. It's kind of freaky.