Bride of Mummula was some funny shit.

I was unaware that we needed another remake of A Star Is Born. Perhaps Clint and Beyonce need to sit down and watch the Barbra Streisand version over and over until the fit passes.

Good luck with that.

You know what's not a good date movie? Brazil. The trailer that made it look like a light-hearted romp from the director of Time Bandits was a lie.

It's kind of unadaptable.

I shudder to think of on-line squabbles over what is and is not canon in the Lion King Expanded Universe.

I would go see a Silmarillion movie. Armies led by balrogs? Dragons? Hell yeah.

I saw that on opening weekend, and I have never seen an audience seethe with such hate. About a third of the people left halfway through, and people booed and threw things at the screen when Paul killed Sting.

If you want a Star Wars movie with a 70s ending, there's The Empire Strikes Back.

Yes, but imagine if you were 8 or 10 when Star Wars came out. Empire's darker tone pandered to 13 year old you. Then Jedi comes out, you're 16, 17, and Jedi is pandering to goddamned 8-year-olds. If you were 8 or less when Jedi came out, then sure, you have a sentimental fondness for it. But if you were 8 or more when…

Yes.

Yeah it does.

For years I've wanted to see a version of the 80s Frank Miller Dark Knight with Alec Baldwin playing cranky retired Batman. Now, after this episode, I want that even MORE.

You are correct.

Linus doesn't like Sally because, well, do I have to spell it out? Her gender.

He wasn't a secular humanist when he made this, and the non-Peanuts teen cartoons he did were pretty religous. The secular humanism was much much later.

Are you Klingon? Do you celebrate Qu'ani'qa?

Academic.

Mr Monkey's Wild Duct Ride. 
Oh no, here comes THE MONKEY GAS!

Is that the one where off-duty Santa is wearing an orange pimp suit? And Mrs Claus has this weird musical number about how cool it would be to be a man?