Old Yukon likes silver AND gold, if you know what I mean.

Heaven's Gate was better than Nemesis. There, I said it.

The hosts should have had some input. After all, when you're working for a client, you're working for a client, not a shadowy judge. Let the hosts pick a favorite and a least favorite, and make the host favorite safe from elimination, while the host least-favorite is automatically one of the bottom three that the…

When my boy was about 6 or so he called Darth Vader "Boo Vader" for some reason. He basically thought Vader was the protagonist, and the whole story was poor old Boo Vader being tormented by this mean boy.

I'm pretty sure "Up All Night" won't be cluttering Will Arnett's schedule too much longer.

This episode is so good it makes me even more bitter about NBC shelving it while greenlighting the Munsters. I want to find whoever okayed the dark-n-gritty Munsters Redux and savagely pummel them with a sack full of unproduced "Community" scripts.

Geordi would be back at the Academy teaching other socially awkward starship engineering nerds how to degausse warp cores, until he was fired for his creepy sexual harassment holodeck sub-routines.

The only character who never does anything disastrous is O'Brien. Just through attrition, he would have ended up being captain by Season Six.

Merle and Daryl were not in the book. Neither was T-Dog.

I think the point of the hanging man was to indicate that zombies will eat freshly killed people.

She was staring at the door because there was FOOD inside.

You are wise.

"Geordi and Data hunt a mouse."

I like  "The warp core has to be shut down because it's full of ants."

No, the Boraalans will just die out on their new planet, but it won't be on Picard's watch so he doesn't care. He'll just carefully never visit them again, like the way Kirk handled the Gangster Planet and all his other Prime Directive fuckups.

My first TOS episode was Corbomite Maneuver, and I thought it was the most mindblowing tv ever. I was about five. The night was extra-memorable because my mom ran over the cat.  It rained like hell and the power went out and my brother told me it was the angry ghost of the cat that made the power go out, and I freaked…

That's a shame. I was lucky enough to see it at a preview, before it came out in general release. All I knew was that it had Han Solo in it and it was made by the guy who made Close Encounters. I was surprised that it took place in the past.

The comic eventually gets to that point. They're diverging pretty substantially from the comic narrative, though, so I don't know if the show will get there.

Yes. That would be clever and subtle. Unfortunately, this show took "subtle" out back and bludgeoned it with a rhinestone-covered anvil.

Oh, there won't be a three seasons. Six episodes, then *poof!*