Well, I wouldn't say "fat," exactly, but it does emphasize certain….shapes.

Mirror Picard would drink coffee.

"A God talked to the captain today."

Captain Thomas Halloway
I wonder if Thomas Halloway is some poor middle-management guy on Picard's Enterprise. "C'mon, Halloway—Riker needs those TPS reports by oh-nine-hundred or you'll be in deeper shit than a Denebian Shit Worm. Oh, and here, take this stuff over to Stellar Cartography. Move it!"

"Data and the Jerk"….man, I really thought than spinoff was going to be a big hit. "Data and the Jerk" at 9:00, "Starfleet Medical" starring Diana Muldaur at 10:00—what could go wrong?

I guess you've never read any Bulwer-Lytton.

Oh, I know plenty of people that nitpicked the shit out of Lord of the Rings. I got pretty tired of "wah, wah, where's Tom Bombadil," among other things.

RON: Allright mates, lets get this done. *throws down bag of Horcruxes*

I think Hermione would be more likely to end up Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher than Harry. She was more bookish and would fit better in the school environment, and she knew more spells than Harry. Hogwarts professor seemed more like a track for her than him.

Harry and Luna actually had some onscreen chemistry. Harry and Ginny didn't.

I think you'll have to wait for one or both of these things to happen:

" 'I love you, too,' Harry said tenderly, wiping away Draco's tears."

We had movie days on Fridays at my elementary school, so I think I saw Johnny Tremain every other Friday through fifth and sixth grade. With the molten metal hand and the Mr French-being-a-dick, that was some scary-ass scariness. Brrr.

Maybe when Extreme! Chef gets cancelled, they can up the ante and replace it with a show called Leather Chef.

"I made an EXTREME! gastrique using Mountain Dew CODE RED! Enjoy!!

What about "Oh, That Rusty"?
How can this be? Won't he be busy with "Oh, That Rusty"?

O.C. and Stiggs was the first Robert Altman movie I saw in a theater. Had a girlfriend who was a film major, went on and on about this genius director, he had a new movie out, we went and saw it.

Evil! Pure and simple, from the mid-seventies! RON ELY!!

Hello Washedupville! Are you ready to ROCK!?!
Play Freebird! We don't want that crap off your new album! FREEBIRD!

Dippy O'Sauces
If this show goes for another season, I'll try to get on with a restaurant that serves nothing but dipping sauces. Hand-held dipping sauces, so you can walk down the street imbibing delicious dipping sauces. It's a sure-fire winner! I'll just have to make sure it's kid friendly, like freakin' Chipotle.