It's Pasty Vagina! Kids can store…paste in her! Kids love paste! And vaginas!

Chattanooga Cabbage Company
Is it just me, or is the whole Generic City Name/Generic Foodstuff/Company kind of a terrible cliche? I kept thinking, oh, surely they aren't going to suggest "Brooklyn Meatball Company," but then Bobby and Curtis suggested it, chortling at their own cleverness, as proud of themselves as…

Never. Bacon is eternal.