Best available photo? Really?

BOOGIE NIGHTS and THE DEPARTED and that is it.

"No. Come on. Come on. Cigarettes are killers!"

No, it isn't. Maybe they refer to venture capitalists as "dragons" in the UK, but in the US, that word is reserved for those little creatures that fly around the blonde chick in Game of Thrones. "Shark" works better.

There is no remake. No. There isn't.

I think POLTERGEIST has aged terribly and isn't as good as its reputation makes it out to be. The FX are really crap and acting is pretty awful. Fortunately, THE FOG's FX are minimal and have stood up well over time. I'll take the spooky atmosphere of this movie any day over silly POLTERGEIST.

No love for IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS?

I agree with you on PRINCE OF DARKNESS. The execution is a bit ridiculous at times (the "zombie" people spitting green goo into people's mouths, etc), but the crazy sci-fi horror that it's built around is pretty fantastic, and Carpenter's score is a winner. Scream Factory is releasing a special edition of it in a…

Has no one won the Loudness Wars yet?

They're not really new anymore. So why not just call themselves The Pornographers. Just remember that The Originals caused the other band called The Originals (who were called The Originals before them) to change their name to The New Originals. But when The Originals changed their name to The Regulars, The New…

His name is "Topher" because he didn't like the "Chris" part and dropped that.

Moby DICKHEAD

R.I.P.O.S.

He's also writing a TV show. Supposedly.

Whatta Dumb! Band Name

Sharknado 2: Their First Assignment

Lots and lots and lots of overacting. But that's what part of what makes it so great. Joe Pilato as Rhodes is one of the most over-the-top crazy horror performances of all time. And of course, Richard Liberty as the wacky Frankenstein. I know DAWN gets most of the attention as being the best of them, but I think DAY…

Cancellation Hz

Best song to come out of that building since "Brass Bonanza."

I've found every album since No Code to be pretty mediocre, but that most of the songs on those mediocre albums sound much, much better live. I thought Riot Act was a generally dismal album, but a song like "Bushleaguer" is fantastic in concert (especially when Vedder wore the Bush mask and did his whole shtick…