BAD DATES

BAD DATES

Would you give Fiona Apple a foot massage?

Would you give Fiona Apple a foot massage?

Unfortunately, that's how she *really* looks these days.

Unfortunately, that's how she *really* looks these days.

I really despised the first one upon first viewing (mostly because of the wretched second act), and while I still didn't like it the second time, I was able to recognize some things I liked. I'll take Zombie's takes any day over some of those horrid ones with the "Thorn" cult. And if we're talking abominations,…

I really despised the first one upon first viewing (mostly because of the wretched second act), and while I still didn't like it the second time, I was able to recognize some things I liked. I'll take Zombie's takes any day over some of those horrid ones with the "Thorn" cult. And if we're talking abominations,…

His first HALLOWEEN is absolute mess, but I was shocked to find that I actually loved Zombie's HALLOWEEN II. Call me insane, but I think it's a wildly underrated and trippy horror movie. He did it 100% his way (unlike the previous film). Michael Myers' hallucinations of pumpkin people, his creepy mom and the horse,…

His first HALLOWEEN is absolute mess, but I was shocked to find that I actually loved Zombie's HALLOWEEN II. Call me insane, but I think it's a wildly underrated and trippy horror movie. He did it 100% his way (unlike the previous film). Michael Myers' hallucinations of pumpkin people, his creepy mom and the horse,…

Honestly, I thought CRYSTAL SKULL-FUCK was worse than any of the prequels. There were many bad moments in those movies, but nothing was worse than Shit The Beef swinging on vines with CG monkeys. I suppose the rocket-feet R2-D2 scene in ATTACK OF THE CLONES was comparable. But the Tarzan scene just made me a bit more…

Honestly, I thought CRYSTAL SKULL-FUCK was worse than any of the prequels. There were many bad moments in those movies, but nothing was worse than Shit The Beef swinging on vines with CG monkeys. I suppose the rocket-feet R2-D2 scene in ATTACK OF THE CLONES was comparable. But the Tarzan scene just made me a bit more…

I believe they *are* showing it on IMAX. They're doing Indy marathons the day the "quadrilogy" comes out on Blu-ray. I imagine quite the theater exodus after LAST CRUSADE ends.

I believe they *are* showing it on IMAX. They're doing Indy marathons the day the "quadrilogy" comes out on Blu-ray. I imagine quite the theater exodus after LAST CRUSADE ends.

You Americans are all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasion.

You Americans are all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasion.

Yes. And the trailer features lots of singing. And Gandalf. And Smeagol. And most importantly, WALKING! Really looking forward to the nine hour trilogy for a 310 page book. Yay!

Yes. And the trailer features lots of singing. And Gandalf. And Smeagol. And most importantly, WALKING! Really looking forward to the nine hour trilogy for a 310 page book. Yay!

THE DEVIL'S REJECTS is a wonderful movie that fucks your mom nightly.

THE DEVIL'S REJECTS is a wonderful movie that fucks your mom nightly.