no coke….. pepsi

this makes my head hurt, even more than actually eating at McDonalds…

i am jor-el!
master of scheduling!

only if its Moscow Moose Knuckle

THE ENTIRE SECTION OF 108 SAYS THEY ARE GOING TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

but only at the moment?

the needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.

technically i believe its "i won the intraweb" but dont quote me on that

i have no strong feelings one way or the other

whimmy wham wham wozzle!

lower, lower, lower, lower………..lower

o jfc, that song was playing on the 80s on 8 as i read this…….. THIS MEANS SOMETHING!

one for sale on ebay for the low low buy it now price of $23k! get your factory sealed original now!

Destiny is a funny thing. Once I thought I was destined to become
Emperor of Greenland, sole monarch over its 52,000 inhabitants. Then I
thought I was destined to build a Polynesian longship in my garage. I
was wrong then, but I've got it now. I'm the destined protector of this
place. I'm this city's superhero

the only S'Mores i trust are Jagerminz's S'More Schnapps

hey i live in Freeport, Il…. oh now i get the joke……..

hands down best WW scene is the Thanksgiving Episode with the phone call to the Butterball hotline.

"It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. "

can you be past your prime if you never had a prime?

Freeport High School!!