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Heh, Soybomb. Man, when your greatest claim to fame is making Bob Dylan look befuddled, you should probably do some serious life reevaluating.

How about, "The one thing worse than them is people convinced they have great taste who threaten violence to dissenters"?

I guess my confusion was over the phrase "last year's films". No harm, no foul.

Two of the movies you're referring to came out in 2007 (unless you mean Burn After Reading, for some reason). 2008 was pretty wretched, except for Wall-E.

Ah, Lode Runner. I remember when people started passing games around on their TI-86s in high school, and Lode Runner was the best of the bunch. I wept bitter tears many a night over being cursed with a lowly TI-82.

Slash's Snakepit: The Beginning

Pick me!
I'm 28, but I've been told I can play 12.

I Need Only the Flimsiest Pretext to Post Space Ghost References
Oh no! Replicating pods! The kind that keep you up all night with their coughing!

I'm a rage enthusiast! Just ask my wife, when she gets back from the hospital.

@cloaca Racist.

I was waiting to see Bret in his sun hat. Sadly, that never happened.

Yeah, how did they have two dancing mugs in the opening credits? Do the credits take place in the brief period between when Bret bought the second one and when it broke? Because neither of those mugs look familiar.

Her name's not Crindy.

In a way, it's good that I'm the least qualified, lowest paid underling in my department - no one else wants to bother doing the work I'm doing, so they have to continue paying me to do it. And even though I barely make an effort at work, I'm still way outshining the other three people doing it. But my sympathies to

Ahh, the twitching freak. Works every time.

Or what about him saying "Money" over and over again to Michael, when Michael is trying to get him not to go to Utica?

It's pronounced "Been Jammin' Butt On".

Spoiler alert: The murderer did it!

My feelings exactly. Oscar noms for Kay Howard and Nathaniel Fisher brightened my day.

WALL-E was the best thing I saw last year. Best Animated Feature is just a ghetto for movies people don't think are "serious" enough.