I'd cut off her head and put it in a box.

Get off ElDan's lawn!

Claude is right—no more use of reboot please. Also time for you to go, visceral.

Russell Brand-he has it all, including Katy's lactures.

He was great in Flight and also pretty good as an apathetic half-asser in Scrubs.

Don't worry about Bell, she won't be a workaholic for long after this shitfest.

I hear Fergie's going to star in the next round of Geico caveman commercials.

ricin, I'm with you-the worst day of every football season is when those smug '72 Dolphins break out the champagne and toast the loss of the final undefeated team-god, I hate those pricks

If the Vikes D sucks as bad as that song the Saints will be marching…oh, forget it, there's no way Prince wrote that trash.

I was once at a ALS fundraiser that Schilling was hosting and he managed to irritate people so much that they were actually trying to get away from him. His wife, however, was awesome. She ended up saving the day and probably not for the first time.

It's a post-apocalyptic adrenaline-fueled thrill ride!

This whole situation is maddening.

Team America? Fuck yeah.

Was boring the shit out of the audience heavily weighted during the analysis? If so, well done. Setting aside issues of craft, how many of these movies bear repeat viewing (other than by scholars or students)? Take your top three-other than Blood, will anyone, a year or two from now, be flipping through the channels…

hoodwink and taub are right, and now they've ruined these movies for me

Win-Win?

most intruding laugh track ever?
Does anyone else have a difficult time getting past what seems to me to be really loud and annoying canned laughs on this show? I watched the show a couple of weeks ago and could barely get through it.

King has done some good stuff, but the excerpt in Entertainment Weekly is freshman comp awful. Does he even bother reading over this crap anymore? Is his so-call editor capable of feeling shame?

Any man who willingly eats mayo may have sexual orientation issues.