maybe you and Christine Baskets can visit together someday.

she pretty tho

we're not big on the bible in these here parts.

put shazam on your phone and hold it up to the television like the rest of us.

plus, if you're a cop and you need the police (i.e., backup) you don't call them on your phone; you use the damn police radio in your cruiser.

who are real-life engaged, which makes me smile. Peggy and Ed, together forever.

Andy Rooney, is that you?

as did I. that other man will never be the president to me.

yep. he's the one who destroyed the original capsule she was going to travel in.

yes, I've been re-given the gift of life, so what I'd really like to do with it is live under my husband's thumb and never leave the small town he brought me to when I was in a coma and had no choice in the decision.

he's a kook of some sort.

uhh…Dan is a beautiful, beautiful man. there's a screenshot of him in the review if you'd like to check your work.

I know her Netflix special One of the Greats, wherein she does a bit that explicitly states how much she hates that word.

husband. please don't say hubby…she would want you to stop.

yes, but they don't know that…

that is literally the logic that got us right where we are, right now.

so are you gonna make this comment on every girls review this week? also, how many spin doctors-related aliases do you have?

as was his mother's sobbing. the desperation she felt, knowing her son now had a target on his back, and his days were numbered…it was effortlessly conveyed and utterly heartbreaking.

yep. my mom had no IDEA what I was up to at school all day, and I tried like hell to keep it that way. meanwhile the moms in my office are taking calls all day long from their babies in middle school and checking their kids' daily grades online. total helicopterism.

wasn't a Wings song.