it's not a contest.

no, but we Americans do experience a similar phenomenon, which is grown adults watching programs on their phones in bars or at restaurants, which drives me fucking bananas. as a bar patron I'm already subjected to whatever shit is playing on their six televisions. now every asshole in the bar has his OWN television,…

I'm 40.

whoopsie. replied to the wrong person.

this. I switched from an iphone to an android over the holidays and offhandedly asked my android-owning nephews what apps they used to get music onto their phones. they looked at me like I was crazy. kids don't own music anymore, which baffles me. I didn't spend my adolescence collecting 400 albums for nothing. I want…

eh, you may be right. normally I'd rewatch out of curiosity, but this episode was so bad I'd rather just not.

don't forget all the trolley-ringing the foley people added in post.

yes, as if the plate-throwing weren't bad enough, it was the careful setting and stacking of the plates before the tossing of them that really put that scene over the top. I giggled, it was so bad.

this episode was like Groundhog Day, but awful.

Bachelorette was shrill and terrible.

three summers ago I saw Motley Crue as a favor to a childhood friend who had never seen them live. the show was on a Sunday and was attended mostly by adults in their 40s and 50s. at several intervals Vince Neil and Nikki Sixx desperately tried to whip their aging fans into a drunken orgiastic frenzy, dropping f-bombs…

that's just how Canadians talk. Seth Rogen is Canadian.

everyone was nice until it was time not to be nice.

Halloween is the worst.

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seriously. draft these weak-ass bitches.

I'm so pleased you were able to get all the jokes. but maybe don't upvote your own comments.

tell me more about your predilection for asking people to tell you more.

it's like he has no idea why we're here.

"the answer is no." couldn't be any clearer.