yes. this. on at least three occasions I've gone on first dates with men who complain I'm not drinking fast enough. they'll talk about lapping me, or call me "nurse" condescendingly. it's blatantly obvious what they're getting at, which is YOU NEED TO DRINK FASTER SO I CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOU. that Ffffe Fjjj doesn't…

ahh, Barsanti. isn't he the twit that got all up in arms about the fake news site?

or, the AVC could hire actual adults with life experience and pop culture knowledge to write its reviews, instead of children who have no concept of what happened all the way back in 1995.

trolls love nothing more than to keep the discussion going. all the more reason to just make your point and leave. then they feel ignored, which is a victory in and of itself.

it's happening.

wow! somebody here is capable of nuance!

huh. I never heard that. regardless, someone should've told him that you don't really suck the pussy. at least, not exclusively.

remember when Blackie Lawless got all serious and tried to change the name of the band from We Are Sexual Perverts to We Are Serious People? I swear that was a thing that happened.

"suck! suck! suck!"

seriously. I love the irony involved here.

no.

Ted Cruz is the weeping drama mask. that man is a wax fucking candle. and an asshole.

Inside was so over-the-top with the stomach-turning gore it became almost campy at times.

PALLIES

it's not a review. it's a newswire piece on how successful the ratings were for this particular broadcast.

says the guy on the buffalo.

there's always money in the banana stand.

well done. that was Sean O'Neal-level snark.

my thoughts exactly. Ruby's casually tossed off "Y'all talking 'bout how much my baby loves pickles" comment just sent that bit over the top. I loved it. that, and "stay in your own lane, Rainbow" accompanied by Ruby's dismissive handwaving. but the rest of the episode really let me down.

no, that's Fabrice Fabrice.