with what? his beeper?

I will say this: I never knew how truly stupid people really are until facebook came around. the illiteracy level is just astounding.

for fifteen minutes.

it's funny this has been brought up at this time, because back when Rutebaga was giving Princess Caroline the "movie star" pep talk, all I could think of was the Soapdish scene where Whoopie Goldberg throws a washed-up Sally Field a bone by pretending to recognize her at a shopping mall.

this whole conversation reminds me of Rory Scovel's appearance on Conan's show some years back. "Is the food I'm looking for, would it live next to the food in this aisle?"

what was that line of his, where he just lays it all out for whichever girl he was dating at the time? "I'm a comedian. I'm a total fucking mess."

I had that same thought.

yeah, that's about right. and that's about all. :(

psst. all your favorite musicians beat their wives.

and the Colonel from Boogie Nights.

Todd? reaching? you don't say…

also, the comma splice in the stray observations. really gets on my nerves.

…and I had that thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have…"Did I do that?"

please listen to PFT's comedy specials. he has a few and they're great. I recommend Impersonal and Freak Wharf. you won't regret it. funny stuff.

it's a lot of upkeep, especially if you have longer hair. I'm willing to bet that anyone who would dye her hair fuchsia, blue, or green likely doesn't have a job that pays well enough to keep going to the salon to maintain the color and cover the root growth. in other words, anti-establishment punk types.

you'll only encourage him.

wait; that was actually a question??

that's actually quite a mature viewpoint. my parents and I are polar opposites when it comes to politics, but we love each other and enjoy spending time together - just as long as we don't talk politics. and that's easy enough to do since we get along so well otherwise. plus, they're old and frail, and I just don't…

seriously. two things I'm sick of: quirkily attired female television receptionists/lab techs, and the whole fucking Bettie Page pin-up look. enough of both, already.

I chortled when he licked her hand.