apparently reviewers are, too.

no, say it isn't so.

"no flies on you." I still say that to myself, at times.

Mark Harmon in Summer School.

remember when Maddie admitted to David that she was an atheist?? that was unfathomable to me, an 8-year-old kid growing up in a Catholic family. a character on TV - a beautiful woman I admired and wanted to emulate, no less - was declaring herself an atheist. I about freaked.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

eh, I would have boned you for that.

we are impressed.

I hope you saw the sports heroes episode where he played Jim Thorpe. the man is a god.

there's a moment when Kelly Preston knocks a phone from Cameron Diaz's hands, smashing it to pieces. at the time, Cameron was simultaneously fighting Preston and talking to her boyfriend, Luke Wilson. "Hey! I liked that guy!" she screams as her phone shatters into pieces. at that moment, Preston kicks a huge piece of…

I'm not sure it meant to be at the time, but it's gloriously cheesy and campy. the soundtrack was good and Sam Rockwell is adorable in it. I usually end up watching it again every couple of months just for the hell of it.

batin'.

Only the Good Die Young is a fucking masterpiece.

kids these days.

ah, hyperbole and empathy must be your two strong suits. with condescension being a close third.

I saw the pilot and thought it was phenomenal. the second episode was such a comedown that I never watched the third. now that I've read your comment, I'm contemplating giving up on the show altogether.

butthurt much? I'm so sorry that parenthood isn't agreeing with you.

I used to think like you. then I got high and watched it again months later. made all the difference in the world.

I haven't seen one episode of Vice. but I have seen this episode of Documentary Now and loved the hell out of it. maybe if you watched it, you'd get it. by the way, I've never been to Portland, but I laugh my ass off at Portlandia, too.

or are they dancer?