no kidding! I didn't recognize him without his facial scars.

eh. this desperate, freshman-like need to connect all the dots and infer grand meaning and symbolism where there clearly isn't any gets really old really fast.

ahh, white male privilege. so blissfully undiscovered at this point in time.

welcome to the AV Club, where every review sounds like a term paper.

I've never seen this person before, so I couldn't understand why her upper lip never moved. I figured botox, but couldn't be sure.

I don't think the number of partners mattered so much as the incredible odds of her being dumped nine times. (or in every relationship she may have ever had.)

ick? have you had sex, ever?

and the incessant exclaiming. ugh.

Persia is comparing the levels of pain involved in four childbirths versus one vasectomy, not making any point about a man's duty.

I don't know about anyone else, but I couldn't have cared less about foreign affairs when I was that age. add into the mix the unconditional trust children have in their parents…it's easy for me to see Paige becoming completely brainwashed into believing whatever her parents tell her is right and good.

yeah, Boyd's probably running on sheer adrenaline at this point.

my childhood crush was Bo from the Dukes of Hazzard. when I was five, my favorite item of clothing was a baby blue t-shirt with a glitter-trimmed picture of John Schneider wearing a white shirt and leaning against the General Lee. it was glorious.

I bet he loves Michigan because the trees there are just the right height.

well, when you put it that way.

people who bother to comment on threads for reviews of shows they don't watch never cease to bewilder me.

they all carried Caroline to the hospital. when is she going to have time to dry her hair?

the only thing that would make it worse is if each of those words/names were given their own unique spelling, a trend all young stupid mothers seem to be taking part in these days.

yes. it was not funny at all. it was tragic.

I just started this show and I'm not sure I can continue if these children are going to be heavily featured in it. I don't have the patience for bratty children, even fake ones.

hilarious. you don't even remember who you insult.