they looked like pillowcases to me. that 80s pattern looked like it belonged on a bedspread; not in a kitchen. but whatevs.

ahhh…classic. Kirstie Alley looked amazing in that movie, and Gene Simmons was legitimately terrifying to my nine-year-old self. and I hate spiders to begin with, so ROBOT spiders scared the living fuck out of me.

no kidding. I want to enjoy Orange is the New Black, and even laugh at its jokes, but I just can't, because I'm all tense and anxious when I watch that show. I would utterly hate being sent to prison.

no, but NOW I will. thanks, Violetta Glass!

absolutely, ann03. and that's why Peter Greyy is the worst. when I was fourteen I didn't tune into classic rock radio to hear your fucking voice, Peter. I wanted to hear the MUSIC.

I think what most annoys me about it is that it's a way of referring to yourself in the third person by extension. that, and the obvious delighting in your stupid fake name.

your username and avatar combo are hilarious.

oh, you're gonna regret that.

I have to say something completely off-topic and thank you for referring to your wife simply as the "wife," rather than call her "Mrs. Miller" in that cutesy, too-twee-by-half thing that commenters around here do. I don't know why, but that drives me up the fucking wall.

you're the worst.

I can't believe that's still on the air.

no. sorry, but a mousy, unfunny, mildly pretty, retarded secretary character does not make up for the shitshow The Office became.

it sounds like Bob Dylan, but that was recorded by Stealers Wheel.

liberal democratic Hollywood comes in for the save.

"My least favorite part of the vegan diet is the verbal part, where they explain it to you." - Chelsea Peretti

I loved how she'd talk about her mother being a bad cook. "So anytime I've ever wandered into a restaurant that offered 'home-cooked meals,' I left." something about the dry, almost blase way she delivered that line made me giggle. and my mom always made horrible food, so I identify with it that much more.

I was just a kid when the HBO special came out, so I asked my dad to record this for me. I watched it over and over and over until I basically memorized all the sets. to this day I still quote effusively from Rita Rudner's set. a classic of my childhood.

well, dude IS fucking ripped in that photo up there. jesus christ.

way back in the day I laughed my ass off at watching Richard Roeper repeatedly say "I am a death-dealer" in Beckinsale's ridiculously solemn tone during his review of one of those Underworld sequels….

do yourself a solid and watch Los Ojos de Julia. you'll love it.