white people fuck like this; black people fuck like this

white people fuck like this; black people fuck like this

thank you. that's immediately where my mind went once I heard the sister part.

thank you. that's immediately where my mind went once I heard the sister part.

you're also wrong about Jane. she looked beautiful in this episode. stunning, actually.

no kidding! the Goonies was good fucking fun for an eleven-year old like me. too bad everyone's got such a stick up their asses, now.

oh, no no no. that was the 80s, man! it was earnest and heartfelt. for reals.

actually I shouted, "Because life is precious! And god…and the Bible."

yeah, what the hell was that all about? that was totally uncalled for.

yes. I could have sworn the AV Club even did a fucking taste test with a durian fruit. tsk, tsk.

costumes with midriff cut-outs always have a flesh-colored piece of mesh where you think there is bare skin. otherwise, every ice skater's boobs would be flying out during her triple salchows.

I do, sure. as a fan of both music and live performances, I sure as shit want to see someone great that blows me away.

the machines they employ rock.

yeah. it's just you. man, her face is…annoying.

honestly, that's all I could think about: how disappointed they were when they had to scrap the Whitney Houston sketch. you just know they had one planned.

he also acted in a serious role in Cold Mountain. although, he was playing a musician, so…

also, you "home in" on something. use "hone" when you mean "to sharpen."

blabbidy blah blah Josh Duhamel Las Vegas

that's right! I'd forgotten about that. what a fucking whore.

that's what I thought, too: "is this some kind of tie-in?" but then I realized they're eating Twinkies because of the shelf-life. so full of preservatives they last forever. the perfect food for the apocalypse.