yep. they're gonna Romy and Michele it.

this is way out of left field, but your post reminded me of it. Grosse Point Blank. why did Cusack's character need to be named Martin Blank? the reunion was in Grosse Point. Cusack played a hitman, thus "point blank." but then to name him Martin Blank? unnecessary. otherwise, great film.

agreed. I never look at the letter grade assigned to every episode. I'm much more interested in, you know, the content of the review. what the reviewer actually had to say about it.

considering I don't watch the Simpsons, I couldn't care less what they do with each other.

^^ this. I can't believe people are disturbed by the incest plot when the show is so clearly outside of reality. it's a farce; a live-action cartoon, basically.

yes. "oh, look; there's a tag here that just so happens to bear the name of the priest who…"

"What a piece of drek that was. I grind my teeth waiting for the 48 minutes to be over."

you know you can masturbate daily and still maintain an exercise regimen, right? even I manage to bikeride and rub one out at least once a day and I'm a chick.

"I'll take the thing tomorrow morning, I'll run six miles, and uh…you register it however you want to register it."

please stop commenting.

then why offer to do it, if they're both just gonna jerk off? makes no sense.

agreed. the fact that the majority of women are so distracted by shoes and shopping and the Real Housewives franchise is why a woman has never been President. and I say this as a woman. I have high standards for everyone, regardless of gender. smarten up, people.

apple juice is my preferred hangover drink, actually. that or Sprite.

Mimosas.

gah! okay, then I seriously missed an important detail. thank you.

Colonel Tigh would be at the nearest bar getting plastered and smoking Cubans.

you're clearly forgetting the exchange he had with Deb when Deb referenced Gilligan's Island and Angel totally missed it.

…and, obviously, I list all of this excluding the fact that Miami Metro questioned a woman who had an affair with "the Professor." …but I've been paying scant attention to Dexter lately so I can certainly be missing something; even something obvious.

I've deleted the past episodes from this season so I can't go back and check, and forgive me if I'm being obtuse, but I'm actually quite confused about the Professor.

my parents are both Catholic and my dad had an affair when I was in my teens. it was a tumultuous time, with my mom and dad separating, then getting back together, then having another fight and separating again. well, my mom brought this movie home from the rental store and I knew exactly what it was about. I begged…